Too many

Okay, I wish I was like Leslie and posted so many pics you didn't know where to start. However, I"m not...

SO, I'll post these. We had a fucking GREAT TIME!! I really miss Hawaii.. Heather and I talked about it, and i told her this....

Hawaii seems to be a little exploited by us "main landers." Which is sad. Luau... Aloha... Mahalo..
Anyway.. it's like we as "main landers" not Americans, cause, we're all americans.. but.. regardless, we as mainlanders, like to see the hawaiians run around in their skirts and grass speedos and whatnot.. it's a little played out. All i wanna do is find a cool tiki, a cool tiki bar, and go hike a bit. That's my idea of a perfect vacation ANYWHERE.

Regardless.. Hawaii was great. Heather and I have NEVER gone ANYWHERE together since we got married. I mean, I had duty soon after we got married and we never went on a honeymoon or did shit! So this was nice. We drove over 600 miles on that island. Anyone that's been there before will tell you... 600 miles in 6 days. That's pretty good.

If I were to live ANYWHERE on that island, it would be near the north shore. FOR SURE. Or on the Windward side. Regardless....

Waikiki.. you can have it. it sucks. The rest of the island (the non touristy spots, and yes there are a 'FEW' are great) is awesome. Scenic, alone, off the beaten path. A little rainy and if you can deal with the tradewinds, then you're okay. And hey.... they have WALMART, so we're in there.

Anyway.... i loved it, and wouldn't mind if Heather got orders there.. EVER. I imagine we'd have more family visiting us if we got stationed there... I'll bet a finger on it. Atleast i can count on Chris and Leslie and the kids coming out.

okay....

I'm done.....

MB

The Day After

Well....

It's the next day.

One day closer to leaving. All I keep thinking about is Hawaii lately.




Good.



I'd rather think about that, than anything else right now.

Is it me?? or does EVERYONE try and think about that ONE or (actually it was 2 in a ... to be continued) episode(s) of BRADY BUNCH when they go to Hawaii and "poor Greg" gets jinxed from stealing the idol from the cave in the island. Actually..... come to think about it, wasn't that the episode where Bobby got the Tarantula crawling on him in the bed in the hotel???


Dam, dude.... that show was the shit, wasn't it????

I actually miss the BRADY BUNCH. It was like MY GENERATION'S "Leave it to Beaver" and our Generations answer to the Cleavers, wasn't it???


Okay,

Enough ranting.
MB

Tiffany Had her Baby

At approx 0031 (1231 A.M.) Tiffany had her baby. So... it was born on Nov 8th. What a good god damn day to be born, I say.

Not sure what her name is. I can't remember to be honest with you. Bailey? Maybe. Anyway..

I talked to Tiffany yesterday at around 9 maybe?? Her water broke and she was headed to the hospital. This was on the 7th. I told her it would be born in the 8th.

I'm a god damn fortune teller. As Heather will tell you, I have this knack for picking birth dates. AND I'm like 8 out of 10. Still good damn odds.


Later, skaters.

MB

I got a pimp ass suitcase/duffel for my birthday. Thanks Heather. Plus a Wallet. Gotta exchange it. Not her fault. Women should never buy men a wallet. Just like MEN should never assume that "she'll love this purse." Negative Mister. If you get right, first shot out of the box, you're a fucking HERO in my box, dude.

Other than that, if you don't... you're just par for the course.

Good day so far. Easy to remember Tiff's kids birthday now.

Shit, I really should know her name. Oh well... I'll find out sooner or later. Someone will post..

Over

Man, am I glad the election season is over.

Good god! That's the ONLY part about elections I hate, is the god damn commercials. I don't really mind debates, and reading about it in the paper (yeah, I still read a paper at work almost every day. What a concept. A NEWSPAPER!!)

But it's the god damn commercials. Whew!! Done. Mark that off.

MB

VOTE!!!

If you don't vote, you're lazy.

If you don't vote, you have no room to bitch about our govt. until you do vote. Until then, shut up.

If you don't vote, you're a turd.

If you don't vote.. well... then you DIDN'T VOTE!!!

This all applies if you're healthy enough to vote, aren't in a coma in the hospital, or if you're living in a cave.

Other than that.... no excuses.

Vote, god dammit

Especially you on the west coast, my Oregon and California family.

Colorado?? You're fucked, it's just eastern California. Good luck.
Colorado is like California with a rocky mountain view, and tornadoes, and snow.

Anyway




VOTE dammit.

We did it, and we don't even live in our state that we voted in. If we can do it, you can do it.

I don't care who you vote for, but just do it.