iCarly

Why in God's Creation do I know what iCarly is??? Because Heather and I have 3 kids who LOVE iCarly. Including Mason, I might add. Whoa. I think Hayden's got a crush on one of the girls in that show. I haven't quite figured it out, but my money is on the brunette, and Heather knows why. (Heather.. Think, Pendleton Day Care for Hayden) anyway, there's a theory on why men choose the women they pattern for their spouse (or spouses, if you're like me or a few others i know. We're not perfect. Sometimes you have to screw it up once badly to figure out how to do it right from that point on. Good life lesson. That one is free.) Anyway, back to iCarly. I decided last night that i would give all TV privlages to kids last night. It was one of those nights. Anyway, they ALL (including Mason) wanted to watch iCarly. They even asked if I could "PAUSE" it while they took Roscoe out to go poop and one other time when they had to go pee. I love TiVO. Have I ever told you?? That's for a later day.

Okay, well, I started watching it. It's actually a pretty cute show.

Plus, just like in the 60's and 70's and what became the defining statement for ALL PEOPLE (thanks to Quentin Terintino and Pulp Fiction); "You can classify people into two groups: Are you a Beatles Fan, or an Elvis Fan? There's never a fan of neither." Well, that defined the generations that missed out on the 60s and 70's and if you were a music fan, you had to answer that question. Try it!!

Well, there's a new question for this generation. "Are you a Disney Channel Fan, or a Nickelodeon Fan?" I know there's Cartoon Network, but Cartoon Network is the Led Zepplin of Cartoons. You can't put Cartoon Network in a box that will fit anywhere near the other two.

Kids that are hip usually say NICKELODEON. You wanna know why?? They don't limit themselves to JUST cartoons, even though they have SPONGEBOB, FAIRY ODDPARENTS, BACK AT THE BARNYARD, BACKYARDIGANS, and so on. but they have DRAKE AND JOSH, and iCarly. Wow, I am totally gay or I am totally buying to the Parent thing. Either way, RIGHT now it involves there not being an adult WOMAN at the house right now for the next 3 months. Arcane humor. You have to dig in to get it.

Well, the LONG of what should have been SHORT, is that the kids are WAY HUGE FANS of iCarly and it's just too funny to watch them get all Jacked in a good way knowing that there's a new iCarly or Drake and Josh that's going to be on. It was like my brother and i when we watched Starsky and Hutch and Dukes of Hazard.

Chew on that for a while.


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