Saturday, November 8, 2008

Tiffany Had her Baby

At approx 0031 (1231 A.M.) Tiffany had her baby. So... it was born on Nov 8th. What a good god damn day to be born, I say.

Not sure what her name is. I can't remember to be honest with you. Bailey? Maybe. Anyway..

I talked to Tiffany yesterday at around 9 maybe?? Her water broke and she was headed to the hospital. This was on the 7th. I told her it would be born in the 8th.

I'm a god damn fortune teller. As Heather will tell you, I have this knack for picking birth dates. AND I'm like 8 out of 10. Still good damn odds.


Later, skaters.

MB

I got a pimp ass suitcase/duffel for my birthday. Thanks Heather. Plus a Wallet. Gotta exchange it. Not her fault. Women should never buy men a wallet. Just like MEN should never assume that "she'll love this purse." Negative Mister. If you get right, first shot out of the box, you're a fucking HERO in my box, dude.

Other than that, if you don't... you're just par for the course.

Good day so far. Easy to remember Tiff's kids birthday now.

Shit, I really should know her name. Oh well... I'll find out sooner or later. Someone will post..

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARK!!!

leslie said...

happy birthday! are you a scorpio? not that i give a shit about that kind of stuff but since i feel like we are twinsies in a cool not weird sort of way, that might make some sense of it. are you like 30 now? ha ha!!

xoxoxo