That's my party of choice. Seriously. Haven't you heard? I know that most of you are already saying... Okay, you're describing an independent. Uh..... no I'm not. Independent is someone that reserves the right to not make up his or her mind until someone has made up his or her mind for them but reserves the right to change his or her mind depending on what him or her have last heard on the way to the polling station on ROCK 105 or KISS 101 or what ever his or hers favorite radio station is, considering that "back when i lived in Cali, it was cool to be a democrat, but i remember what it was like to live in rural colorado, and i HAD to be a Republican" doesn't interfere with what they truly feel knowing that back when his or her parents raised them as a .............................. whatever they raised them as.
So, I'm a Republorcrat. Watch.... It's going to be a term used. I want to be the first person using it. I actually think I'm a Republocrat. I believe in A Woman's right to choose, however i believe in less taxes. I believe in ..... Wait a minute... Read the words i just wrote. "BELIEVE" DO we actually BELIEVE!! anything or do we really just AGREE with what someone is trying to make us convinced of? BELIEVE is a shitty word. You know what i believe??? I believe 100% that i LOVE my kids. I love my wife. I believe that i enjoy being alive and breathing every day.
Okay, back to what i was saying.... I agree with less or no taxes. I have an idea on taxes. TAX FREE YEAR!!! Yeah, man!! Tax Free Year. Everyone has a SSN.. (for those of you that are illegal aliens... that's a Social Security Number) Anyway, what's the last digit of your SSN?? Well........ whatever that number is... is the year you get EVERYTHING TAX FREE!!!!!!!!! That includes, property tax, Sales Tax, Gas Tax, Luxury Tax, Income Tax, blah blah blah.... Think about it... IF you knew that ... lets say your income is .... 100,000 per year (what the company pays you)... Okay, well.... We all know that 1/3 or goes to taxes!! Shit , one might make the argument that 1/2 goes to eventual taxes per year!!!! Imagine if that didn't exist for you? You'd by a new car.!!! Everyone would!! Imagine every year how many people bought a new car???!!! or new clothes, or a new house, or a business, or whatever. Boost the economy EVERY YEAR no matter what!!! That's my solution to the economy!! You all get a card. Kind of like a MILITARY ID CARD. You scan that bitch... no taxes.
It would work.
So will Republocrat.
I have too much time to myself....
If you really think about it, and honestly discuss this at work.... you'll find that it's a win , win, win for every one.
Who should be the first Republorat???? Um...... my nomination is.......
1 comment:
BRAVO!! sign me up for republocrat, did i spell that right? what would the animal be for that though, i think most people choose their party by the animal (big fat elephant or jack ass, hmmm lets see... i choose...) yeah, i agree, womens rights and no taxes, sounds good. i think the year off idea is brilliant! loved this post, made my day!
ps: write me back about us coming out to visit, i am seriously researching it. thanks!
:)
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